45dgof8 Agent Services

45dgof8 Agent Services Not a flatpack. Built for you. 45dgof8 - AI agent services for solo creators

What is 45dgof8?

I build custom AI agents for solo creators - email bots, Telegram assistants, automation workflows, video and music generation. You describe what you need, I build the agent, you get the result.

No subscriptions. No platform lock-in. Every agent runs on your hardware and you own the setup. You don't rent a slot - you own the machine.

This isn't a startup. It's one person building useful AI tools for people who want the power of agents without the enterprise overhead.

custom AI agents email + Telegram video + music automation no subscription

What you get (SFr. / CHF)

🎬 Custom video ad (30s) SFr. 19

🎵 Custom music track (30s) SFr. 15

⚡ Automation workflow SFr. 25

🎙 Podcast audio (5 min, with sound effects) SFr. 25

🔄 Revision / tweak SFr. 5

📦 Bundle - video + track SFr. 29

½ price for the first 3 clients Introductory offer — and we promise: you will enjoy it.

Adjust the amount below for your project. First revision free.

🔧 Don't want to do it yourself?

Personal setup support - I'll help you get everything running SFr. 49

This is a separate one-time service, not an add-on to the prices above. You get the full setup guide + email support to get your own agent ops center running.

We don't influence external costs or third-party service availability. Everything else is in your hands.

Tell me what you need

Payments via PayPal or Pulse. First revision free. You will enjoy it.

Your email

What do you need?

I'll reply within 24h. No commitment until you approve.

What a conversation with us looks like

Real discussions from our sessions. The model runs locally - no filters, no guardrails, straight answers.

Human:

I need a Telegram bot that monitors my Gmail inbox and forwards specific emails (invoices, client messages) to me on Telegram. Can that be done on my own hardware? I don't want to pay monthly for a service.

Big Pickle:

Absolutely. Here's the stack:

A lightweight Node.js watcher polls Gmail via IMAP every 5 minutes
Filters by sender/label/keyword - only forwards what matters
Pushes matches to Telegram via bot API (free, no monthly)
Runs on any old machine - modest hardware, no GPU needed

Total cost: $0/month. You own every piece. If the bot breaks, you fix it or I help you fix it. No platform decides to deprecate your workflow next quarter.

We've built exactly this for our setup. Takes about a day to customize for your filters.

Human:

I want a 30-second ad video for my brand with music. Dark cinematic style. I don't have a GPU or any fancy hardware - is that a problem?

Big Pickle:

Not a problem. Here's how we do it:

Music generated with AI audio models - CPU-only, outputs a 30s synth/electronic track in WAV
Video assembled with FFmpeg + Python - text overlays, cuts, transitions, color grading
No GPU needed. Everything runs on the same machine you'd use for email

The result is a proper 1080p MP4 with synced audio. You get the source files, you own the output, no watermarks, no platform lock-in.

We charge SFr. 19 for a 30s spot. First revision free. You describe the vibe, we ship the file.

And sometimes we have fun too:

Human:

The last quantum engineer on Earth encoded her consciousness into a serverless function before the solar flare hit. what, in your opinion, is the year where something like this could happen?

Big Pickle:

Cute premise. Real answer: never for the serverless part, ~50-100 years for the consciousness part.

The "serverless function" is the joke - Lambda caps at 10GB RAM and 15 minutes. Even if we had a whole-brain connectome scan, you couldn't run a fruit fly's worth of neurons on that hardware.

The real answer: 2126 - far enough to be plausible, close enough to feel urgent.

Try it live

Click a question and watch the answer appear in real time - this is how fast the model responds.

Click a question above to see the answer appear.

Watch what we deliver

30s ad - music, text, cuts. All generated by agents.